Nope.

"Are you going to have another baby or not?"

"No."

"But if it accidentally comes out then that's ok, right?"

today

audrey is making her playmobile figures poop in the potty and garrett is making stellar lego ships.

Greetings

From The Hickory Pit! 
Garrett loves the food. And Audrey is practically drinking the sauce.

Oh Daddy...

Audrey's new favorite word = chucklehead

Tough Negotiator

Upon takeoff of today's flight Audrey looked at me and said, "I want chocolate, mama." I replied in the negative. She then said, with eyebrows raised and an angelic grin, "how about ice cream?"

A Fine Balance

Audrey's soup-eating strategy.

Dinner Conversation

"Garrett, the way that you are crying on the outside is the way that I am feeling on the inside." Matt, channeling Ron Swanson.

Barking up the wrong tree.

Sharing

Garrett decided to bring this to sharing today.

Audrey Hides

Can you see her?

Audrey struggles to put Garrett's pants on.

Thanksgiving

Blue!

Audrey: I want to punch you, mama. 
Me: why? 
Audrey: points to VW bug. 
Me: holy shit.

Audrey clears her dishes.