March 31, 2014

Zoo Day!

Garrett ran into a preschool buddy at the zoo.

March 27, 2014

Assistants

Helping me clean up after a banana bread baking session.

Cuties on Aisle Five

They had the whole store laughing today.

Nighty Night!

They tucked their babies in before leaving the house.

When I picked Garrett up at school he turned to Audrey and said, "let's go home and check on our babies!"

Little Bug

I asked Audrey to show me her new bathing suit and she turned around and wiggled her butt at me. Stinker.

March 24, 2014

Tough Negotiations

Text to Matt: I gave Garrett and Audrey the bars that you bought at tjs. Audrey had one bite of hers and went to play. Garrett was trying to get me to give him her bar. The sentence, "I'm as hungry as this bar is long" is what got me to give it to him.

March 21, 2014

Fire-Breathing

I played this for Audrey.

Didn't win a damn thing.


Bed Head

Even in the dark I could tell this morning's hair was amazing.

March 17, 2014

Yay!

Audrey just sang "I pooped!" from the dining room. I ran in and she was proudly standing next to a full night potty!


March 9, 2014

Morning Report | Night Two

I slept on the floor in her room again. She stirred or called out three times during the night. Each time I tried to get her up for the potty but she either stiff-armed me or straight-up yelled at me to leave her alone. I did and had a hard time sleeping. At 7:30 she woke up dry.

Dry All Night!

March 8, 2014

Potty Training | Day One

First day:
Said goodbye to diapers and took them out of the house. 
• 6 pee misses
• 1/2 a poo miss
• 1 poo in the pot
• no nap

Was nervous about bedtime without a diaper; prepped with 8 pair of jammie bottoms and 4 changes for sheets.

Morning report: 
Woke at 11pm crying and confused. Alternatively cried and fell asleep while on the bedroom potty. Couldn't pee so I asked if she wanted the big potty. We went in and she peed. Slept till 7am and woke DRY. Then peed and pooped at first potty visit. I know it won't always be this easy but I'm pretty impressed with this method! Yeehaw!

March 4, 2014

She's lucky that she's cute.

Shrinkage

"Mom, the bath water is super cold and it's making my penis cold."

Letter of the Day | O o

Donuts are Os, right?