May 31, 2017

Garrett's 8 Year Well-Check

weight 59 3/4 lbs.
height 52 inches

Audrey's 5 Year Well-Check

height 44 inches
weight 44 lbs

Double Snuggle Bomb

Fair Question

Matt: "I would plant some tall-ass trees."
Garrett: "What are ass trees?"

May 14, 2017

Zonked.

Apparently it took me too long to come tuck her in...


Playhouse 1; Audrey 0

Before and after.


Alrighty.

Me: What is this a picture of?
Audrey: A cat on a boat.
Me: I see, what is on the cat?
Audrey: Nipples.


I'm Not Throwing Away My Shot

This is what happened when I told the kids I was going to see Hamilton tonight.


May 8, 2017

Little Mama

Audrey on the way to school this morning; she was rocking and singing to Lissy.


Audrey's First Book

We had family reading night tonight as part of Garrett's Read-A-Thon and Audrey surprised us all by reading some books too! She ready 2.5 of the books in this series before she tired out.