May 7, 2013

Go. The. F. To. Sleep.

Rolling around like she owns the place, only stopping to point at my nose or stand and try to steal my cookie off the headboard.

Big Helper

May 4, 2013

Hungry-mungry

Garrett: I can eat a whole elephant over here.

May 2, 2013

Biology Lesson

As I'm mixing Garrett herbs to help his stomach issues.

He asks, "how do I take it? In my butt?"

"No honey, you drink it."

"So it goes in my mouth, down in my belly and to my testicles?"

Redrum

Your son just woke me up with blood curdling screams. Apparently waking up in shorts and a tshirt instead if pajamas is worthy of hyperventilation and fit throwing.

May 1, 2013

This is what happens

When you wait for daddy to stop doing chores...

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April 30, 2013

Children of the world UNITE!

Garrett is quickly making up for not eating yesterday. Audrey is stuffing her face in solidarity.

Mornin'

April 20, 2013

Man Down!

Garrett passed out while I was putting Audrey down. Poor kid.

April 18, 2013

Wishing Daddy was off work...

Audrey was awake and nursing.

Garrett comes to the door and quietly says, "momma, I'm awake."

I told him to come on in and his first question, "is it Good Friday?"