Driving Lessons

Oh Grandma!

Savages

Garrett's First MLB Game

Oakland A's vs. San Francisco Giants at the Oakland Coliseum

Final:

Oakland 9

Giants 6

Sigh

What I found when I came home from a mom's night out:

Trip to LA

Passed Out

Savage

Burrito Thief

My Favorite People

Princess

Love the Logic

But I still get ice cream because I did not toot on my hands, right?

Can't Say Shoulder

Garrett: Reach out and touch my shir-dill if you get scared, mkay?

Odd Ball

Garrett pretending to unscrew my kneecap, "you're dead, I took out your batteries. Now I can sleep."
Then he pretended to sleep.
Huh?

your daughter

just moved a chair to the toy case
climbed up the chair and onto the toy case
stood up and surveyed the world with a triumphant look
cried as she realized she might be stuck
tried to get down by the sliding down the toy case 

realized it was farther than expected
cried some more
climbed back up the case
cried more
climbed down the love seat
squealed with joy when she realized she was home free
got on the floor and was very proud of herself
then promptly fell and hit her head while leaning against the blue chair

The magic of a pool.

Oops!

Garrett just yelled, "Jesus Rice" at the top of his voice.

Heavy Lifting

Bed Hog

No sign of last night...

Shenanigans

Instead of sleeping, Audrey is putting my bra on her head.

Go. The. F. To. Sleep.

Rolling around like she owns the place, only stopping to point at my nose or stand and try to steal my cookie off the headboard.

Big Helper

Spectacle

Hungry-mungry

Garrett: I can eat a whole elephant over here.

Push Pop!

Made in the Shade

Biology Lesson

As I'm mixing Garrett herbs to help his stomach issues.

He asks, "how do I take it? In my butt?"

"No honey, you drink it."

"So it goes in my mouth, down in my belly and to my testicles?"

Redrum

Your son just woke me up with blood curdling screams. Apparently waking up in shorts and a tshirt instead if pajamas is worthy of hyperventilation and fit throwing.

This is what happens

When you wait for daddy to stop doing chores...

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