Splish Splash

You know what's tougher than a Viking?

No, what?

A mermaid.

Garrett's Ark

He's cute. "I made a boat and it has water for them to drink"

Lucky Ducky

"She's pretty lucky, huh?"

"Who?"

"Mia."

"And why is Mia lucky?"

"Cuz she gets to marry me."

Of course:

Audrey finished nursing then went for a walkabout around our room. She came out from under our bed with alien glasses and an empty toilet paper roll.

Oh my.

Garrett sitting on the patio. 

"What are you doing?" 

"Well, I was trying to play Star Wars but there are no bad guys." 

"That's good, isn't it?" 

"Well, they are all dead. I killed them with my powerful sword and light saver (sic). And there are their hearts. I cut them out. See them?"

Dreams

"Mamma, I don't think I watched Star Wars when I was little, I think I just had a dream about it," walks over and buries his head in his pillow.

"What are you doing?"

"Oh, I'm just trying to see if my dream is in there, but I think it only comes out at night."

Oink.

Quotable

"Audrey stop, you're being cray cray."

Alligator Shoes

She just needs a matching handbag.

Garrett's Secret

For Mother's Day can we get her gloves so she doesn't pinch herself when she does dangerous stuff?

Goin' to the Chapel

At the school welcome picnic today, Garrett tells me that he is the King and Mia is the Queen.

He then tells me that he asked Mia to marry him, "and she said that's ok! But we are going to be friends before we get married."

•••

Lately Garrett's been asking to marry Audrey. We've told him that Audrey is already a member of our family and when you get married you find a new person to join your family.

Apparently he's been looking.

Hey Mamma?

Have you ever seen a sofa have feet before?

Sunday Afternoon with Daddy

At the campanille - I can see the Golden Gate Bridge. It's not very foggy today.

Fire Breathing

Why are you making that funny face? 

Because I want to. 

It's a dragon ship.

No Napoleon Complex Here

Mom, my penis is like a Rhino. 

Why? 

It's like a Rhino horn, it's big and long.

Let's call it the hornet transporter.

We're in trouble if she reverses this...

Blossoming Artist

Attempting Parkour

Superfly

The Next Morning

This morning while nursing Audrey in the kid's room; Garrett rolled over and started giggling uncontrollably.

"Why are you laughing," I asked.

"Oh, I'm just thinking of the Ouch Game and Tia Heather."

Then Audrey demanded that she wear her wings.

Bathroom Entertainment

Sillies.

Interesting Usage

Night Night

Audrey bids her public farewell.

Linty?

Audrey just pulled up my shirt and licked my belly button.

FINALLY.

Audrey and Henry

Hank the Tank is four months younger than wee Audrey.

Paper Airplanes

Enjoying pajama day with Patricio.