December 31, 2013

Nope.

"Are you going to have another baby or not?"

"No."

"But if it accidentally comes out then that's ok, right?"

December 30, 2013

today

audrey is making her playmobile figures poop in the potty and garrett is making stellar lego ships.

December 23, 2013

Greetings

From The Hickory Pit! 
Garrett loves the food. And Audrey is practically drinking the sauce.


December 22, 2013

Oh Daddy...

Audrey's new favorite word = chucklehead

Tough Negotiator

Upon takeoff of today's flight Audrey looked at me and said, "I want chocolate, mama." I replied in the negative. She then said, with eyebrows raised and an angelic grin, "how about ice cream?"

December 17, 2013

A Fine Balance

Audrey's soup-eating strategy.


December 15, 2013

Dinner Conversation

"Garrett, the way that you are crying on the outside is the way that I am feeling on the inside." Matt, channeling Ron Swanson.

December 9, 2013

Blue!

Audrey: I want to punch you, mama. 
Me: why? 
Audrey: points to VW bug. 
Me: holy shit.


November 26, 2013

Dad's Turn

Ready!

This is right before she cannonballed into the hot tub without a glance around or hesitation.


Cozy

Nothing makes a piece of furniture more interesting than telling the kids that you're selling it.


Nap-tastic

The only way I've been able to get her to nap is by strapping her on and doing mundane chores. The dismount is spectacular.


Buddies

Enthralled

By Business Week