May 5, 2014

What happens When Mama is Busy

She puts this outfit on and creates the mess you see in the background.


May 1, 2014

Anatomy 2.0

Its been rediculously hot here the last few days and Audrey has been mostly running around in her undies. She's asked the name of her nipples and when she tries to say it it comes out, "meatballs."

April 21, 2014

Can you help me, momma?

I've never seen Audrey so frustrated as when I asked her to lick her elbow. The 5 most entertaining minutes of parenthood so far.

April 17, 2014

Where's my helmet?

First question when she sat down.

April 11, 2014

No.

"Mama, will you take my head off?"
- Audrey 2 years, 29 days

April 8, 2014

Leche

"Come on dude, can I have more milk?"
Audrey, 2 years and 27 days old

April 3, 2014

Who is that big boy?!?

Why did I wake them?!?

FYI

Audrey has been singing a version of the happy birthday song. It goes, "you look like a monkey and you smell like Bebe and DamnPa."

March 31, 2014

Zoo Day!

Garrett ran into a preschool buddy at the zoo.