July 15, 2015
Punishment Stinks
I just asked Garrett what he thought an appropriate consequence would be for him doing something wrong. His response: "for you to fart in my face?"
July 9, 2015
July 8, 2015
July 5, 2015
On Food
Garrett:
It's too sweet.
I can't handle it. (the milkshake)
I can't handle any more food either.
But I can eat the bacon.
On Leadership
Garrett: I'm glad that I'm not a chief of a village
Parent: Why?
Garrett: Because I'd have to poke a hole through my nose and put something in it.
July 3, 2015
July 1, 2015
June 28, 2015
June 27, 2015
My work here is done.
The "I just can't wait to be King," song was playing in the car and from the depths of the way-back Garrett says, "but then he's going to have to wait for the Queen to tell him what to do."
You're welcome, future daughter in law.
June 25, 2015
June 23, 2015
3:10AM
"Mama! Mama!" I heard a panicked voice calling me. I stumbled out of bed and into his room, something must be terribly wrong. And it was; his pillow had fallen on the floor.
June 15, 2015
June 13, 2015
June 12, 2015
June 9, 2015
The Garrett Show
Sick and in bed the last two days - had to miss a small school performance. Today I got a reenactment complete with asking Nathan to stop talking... It might have been better than the actual event! Garrett channeled Mr. Nagatani pretty well.
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