"Lellowstone" is a Magical Place

From the back seat:
"Lellowstone is a magical place. Super-heated water shoots up way into the air."
Audrey, 3

And not an inch more.

I asked her to return the stool to the bathroom.

Not Cute

Cheeseballs

Cookie Monster

My Daughter is My Spirit Animal

She brought a ridiculous amount of stuff in her purse to Fairyland. When we got there she laid everything out and surveyed it all for the best grouping of items to wear. When she was satisfied she put on a butterfly mask, a crown headband and marched into the park with the purse over her shoulder and a hook over her hand. And she owned it. 

Uncle Squirm

It all goes to chaos. 

(Chemical warfare ensued quickly)

BART Reflection Admirer

Earthquake Damage

4.2 centered in Piedmont.

Bike Companion

Reading to me

Passed out but protected.

Accessorized

Such a delicate flower...

"If someone doesn't take me to IKEA I'm going to punch them in the face."
Audrey, 3

Interpretive Dance

I'm not sure what she is trying to say...

Garbage Truck

Doing as he is told.

Butterfly

The worst word

According to Garrett "peanutbutter" is the worst word because:

"the pen sounds like penis

the nut. you know, the things next to your penis

and but. Because butt..."

Punishment Stinks

I just asked Garrett what he thought an appropriate consequence would be for him doing something wrong. His response: "for you to fart in my face?"

What should we name our new pet?

Being three is tough.

Note: these are photos of two unrelated incidents.

Shop Shenanigans

Salt Point Camping

Sent from my iPhone

Mountain Goat V2.0

On Food

Garrett: 

It's too sweet.

I can't handle it. (the milkshake)

I can't handle any more food either.

But I can eat the bacon.

On Leadership

Garrett: I'm glad that I'm not a chief of a village

Parent: Why?

Garrett: Because I'd have to poke a hole through my nose and put something in it.

Valid Question

"Does this have a great deal of butter on it?"

Garrett on mornings toast...

Fabulous

Child Labor