December 10, 2015

Aspirational

Audrey asked me this morning if Jane was running for president.

I told her not this term.

December 5, 2015

Parenting Win or Fail?

G: "Where's daddy?"
Me: "I don't know."
G: "Maybe he's getting lemons for sidecars."

December 4, 2015

For Bruce

Audrey picked out some stickers for Bruce's birthday card...


November 27, 2015

O.L.D.

Alli: Who is Lando Calrissian?
Amy: I don't know, all I know is that I had a Star Wars figure of him and my little sister shoved him in the VCR.
Garrett: What's a VCR?!?

November 19, 2015

Thanks Kiddo

You're old.
But not too old.
- Garrett 

Puppet Show

Mouth of Babes

Audrey is sick at home today.
While sitting on the couch watching Care Bears, she turns to me and says, "this is not good for my brain," and asked me to change it.