August 30, 2016

June 30, 2016

Sunny Side Up!

He came into my room fully dressed and asked if he could make an egg. Notice the perfectly cooked egg and the ice pack.


June 23, 2016

To the Rescue!

Imaginary neck injuries are the best!
Audrey is taking me to Dr. Schiffman, the lady-bear, via rescue helicopter.

Life Goals

"Mama, when I'm a grownup, Tristan and I are going to be married." Audrey, 4

Stinky Politicians

"I think, for real life, that Donald Trump got sprayed by a skunk. He's stinky."

long pause

"You don't want to be living by Donald Trump."

Audrey, age 4