January 10, 2019

Quotes from a 9-Year Old About Having Diarrhea

"Is it possible to have an endless supply of poop?"

"I'm the first human to pee out of my butt."

"Yeah... I butt-peed."

December 26, 2018

What name starts with a J?

I was looking for "Jennifer" as in why the "J" was on her cup after Audrey said it's not JamPa it's DamnPa

So I said, "What name starts with a J?"

Her enthusiastic reply?

"Joaquin!"
- Audrey age 6

December 13, 2018

Shoes

Garrett and Alli now wear the same size.


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