February 14, 2019

Mystery Man

AKA: Secret Admirer
Audrey thinks this guy brings Valentine toys? Whaaa?

February 5, 2019

Lunch Chef

I barked at Garrett because he was playing too much and told him if he had so much time in the morning then he needed to make his own lunch. This is what was happening when I came back from getting dressed.

#accidentalparentingwin

Cookies

"Can we go to London?"

"I'd like that, why do you want to go?"

"I hear they have great biscuits."

Garrett and mom

Goatee

February 2, 2019

Año Nuevo Girl Scout Hike

Journeyed to see the elephant seals down in Pescadero, but stopped for a wine tasting on the way...






January 22, 2019

A Real Jacques Cousteau

"Watch, I can breathe through my butthole."


January 10, 2019

Quotes from a 9-Year Old About Having Diarrhea

"Is it possible to have an endless supply of poop?"

"I'm the first human to pee out of my butt."

"Yeah... I butt-peed."

December 26, 2018

What name starts with a J?

I was looking for "Jennifer" as in why the "J" was on her cup after Audrey said it's not JamPa it's DamnPa

So I said, "What name starts with a J?"

Her enthusiastic reply?

"Joaquin!"
- Audrey age 6

December 13, 2018

Shoes

Garrett and Alli now wear the same size.


Sugarplum