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Funny Valentine

Mystery Man

AKA: Secret Admirer
Audrey thinks this guy brings Valentine toys? Whaaa?

Thoughtful

Snaggle Tooth

Bombs Away!

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Treasure Triage

Lunch Chef

I barked at Garrett because he was playing too much and told him if he had so much time in the morning then he needed to make his own lunch. This is what was happening when I came back from getting dressed.

#accidentalparentingwin

Cookies

"Can we go to London?"

"I'd like that, why do you want to go?"

"I hear they have great biscuits."

Garrett and mom

Goatee

Kodo Drummers Field Trip

Año Nuevo Girl Scout Hike

Journeyed to see the elephant seals down in Pescadero, but stopped for a wine tasting on the way...

Down in the Dump(s)

Tooth Fairy Note

A Real Jacques Cousteau

"Watch, I can breathe through my butthole."

Quotes from a 9-Year Old About Having Diarrhea

"Is it possible to have an endless supply of poop?"

"I'm the first human to pee out of my butt."

"Yeah... I butt-peed."

That Smile!

What name starts with a J?

I was looking for "Jennifer" as in why the "J" was on her cup after Audrey said it's not JamPa it's DamnPa

So I said, "What name starts with a J?"

Her enthusiastic reply?

"Joaquin!"

- Audrey age 6

Spying

Zilker Trail of Lights

Nuts at the Nutcracker

Tarmac Sitting

Hot Cocoa Chef

Fourth Grade Storytelling

Oakland Christmas

Phone Thief

Shoes

Garrett and Alli now wear the same size.

Sugarplum