June 2, 2013
May 31, 2013
Odd Ball
Garrett pretending to unscrew my kneecap, "you're dead, I took out your batteries. Now I can sleep."
Then he pretended to sleep.
Huh?
Then he pretended to sleep.
Huh?
May 29, 2013
your daughter
just moved a chair to the toy case
climbed up the chair and onto the toy case
stood up and surveyed the world with a triumphant look
cried as she realized she might be stuck
tried to get down by the sliding down the toy case
climbed up the chair and onto the toy case
stood up and surveyed the world with a triumphant look
cried as she realized she might be stuck
tried to get down by the sliding down the toy case
realized it was farther than expected
cried some more
climbed back up the case
cried more
climbed down the love seat
squealed with joy when she realized she was home free
got on the floor and was very proud of herself
then promptly fell and hit her head while leaning against the blue chair
cried some more
climbed back up the case
cried more
climbed down the love seat
squealed with joy when she realized she was home free
got on the floor and was very proud of herself
then promptly fell and hit her head while leaning against the blue chair
May 28, 2013
May 24, 2013
May 12, 2013
May 10, 2013
May 9, 2013
May 7, 2013
Go. The. F. To. Sleep.
Rolling around like she owns the place, only stopping to point at my nose or stand and try to steal my cookie off the headboard.
May 5, 2013
May 4, 2013
May 3, 2013
May 2, 2013
Biology Lesson
As I'm mixing Garrett herbs to help his stomach issues.
He asks, "how do I take it? In my butt?"
"No honey, you drink it."
"So it goes in my mouth, down in my belly and to my testicles?"
He asks, "how do I take it? In my butt?"
"No honey, you drink it."
"So it goes in my mouth, down in my belly and to my testicles?"
Redrum
Your son just woke me up with blood curdling screams. Apparently waking up in shorts and a tshirt instead if pajamas is worthy of hyperventilation and fit throwing.
May 1, 2013
April 30, 2013
Children of the world UNITE!
Garrett is quickly making up for not eating yesterday. Audrey is stuffing her face in solidarity.
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