Fire Breathing

Why are you making that funny face? 

Because I want to. 

It's a dragon ship.

No Napoleon Complex Here

Mom, my penis is like a Rhino. 

Why? 

It's like a Rhino horn, it's big and long.

Let's call it the hornet transporter.

We're in trouble if she reverses this...

Blossoming Artist

Attempting Parkour

Superfly

The Next Morning

This morning while nursing Audrey in the kid's room; Garrett rolled over and started giggling uncontrollably.

"Why are you laughing," I asked.

"Oh, I'm just thinking of the Ouch Game and Tia Heather."

Then Audrey demanded that she wear her wings.

Bathroom Entertainment

Sillies.

Interesting Usage

Night Night

Audrey bids her public farewell.

Linty?

Audrey just pulled up my shirt and licked my belly button.

FINALLY.

Audrey and Henry

Hank the Tank is four months younger than wee Audrey.

Paper Airplanes

Enjoying pajama day with Patricio.

Carnap

Mom, checkout my spaceship.

Wearing Garrett's shoes.

Monkey

Audrey DEMANDED that I put this jacket on her this morning.

Exhaustingly Cute

Exploring at Cal

Fromage

At dinner we were discussing the ingredients from Garrett's pizza after he asked if pizza was an animal.

We talked about wheat being a plant and tomatoes being plants. When I asked him where cheese comes from he responded with confidence, "Trader Joe's!"

Hat. Again.

Hat.

Loungin'

Look what Audrey did!

A Slice of Life...

Audrey's first bite...

(This is Garrett's arm.)