weight 59 3/4 lbs.
height 52 inches
height 52 inches
May 31, 2017
May 28, 2017
May 14, 2017
Alrighty.
Me: What is this a picture of?
Audrey: A cat on a boat.
Me: I see, what is on the cat?
Audrey: Nipples.
Audrey: A cat on a boat.
Me: I see, what is on the cat?
Audrey: Nipples.
I'm Not Throwing Away My Shot
This is what happened when I told the kids I was going to see Hamilton tonight.
May 8, 2017
Audrey's First Book
We had family reading night tonight as part of Garrett's Read-A-Thon and Audrey surprised us all by reading some books too! She ready 2.5 of the books in this series before she tired out.
April 25, 2017
Raging
Audrey is mad at me and she's yelling things that she thinks will make me upset.
"Everyday when you put your clothes on you DON'T LOOK PRETTY!"
"Any day that you dress up I think you don't look GOOD."
"You FARTED and you didn't say EXCUSE ME!"
(I didn't, BTW, and this made me laugh so hard I started crying - and that made her REALLY mad.)
"I don't even like you being the boss of ME!"
"I don't even think you tell funny jokes!"
"I don't even want my brother."
"Everyday when you put your clothes on you DON'T LOOK PRETTY!"
"Any day that you dress up I think you don't look GOOD."
"You FARTED and you didn't say EXCUSE ME!"
(I didn't, BTW, and this made me laugh so hard I started crying - and that made her REALLY mad.)
"I don't even like you being the boss of ME!"
"I don't even think you tell funny jokes!"
"I don't even want my brother."
April 16, 2017
April 6, 2017
Crime & Punishment
Garrett accidentally pegged the lifeguard in the head with a ball and got a 5 minute time out.
He told the guard that he didn't mean to.
I didn't want to bruise his ego and tell the guard that he has terrible aim so I let him take the punishment...
He told the guard that he didn't mean to.
I didn't want to bruise his ego and tell the guard that he has terrible aim so I let him take the punishment...
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