July 25, 2017

Breakfast in bed surprise

Fair Warning

"For your own good, you should probably not be in this room right now," Garrett before ripping ass.

All in one breath...

"This family doesn't need me at all. POUR THE WATER!"
Audrey, yelling at mom during intro to GAPS diet.

Audrey Proclaims

"I'm gonna get bossy if you don't give me the food I want!"

May 31, 2017

Garrett's 8 Year Well-Check

weight 59 3/4 lbs.
height 52 inches

Audrey's 5 Year Well-Check

height 44 inches
weight 44 lbs

Double Snuggle Bomb

Fair Question

Matt: "I would plant some tall-ass trees."
Garrett: "What are ass trees?"

May 14, 2017

Zonked.

Apparently it took me too long to come tuck her in...


Playhouse 1; Audrey 0

Before and after.