December 7, 2018

Garrett's Reading Tonight

Garrett's reading tonight

Family Portrait

Garrett’s Christmas List

Audrey’s Art

Bebe with an artists hat (beret) and paint pallet. Dotty the stuffed animal on a leash with Lissy walking her.

Halloween Princess

Insightful

"I think I know why Ginger always pretends to be in love with the boys."

"Why is that?"

"Because that way they give her what she wants."



*My favorite part was afterward I asked why she gets what she wants and she said that it's because she's a movie star. Then I asked what she would do if they didn't give her what she wanted. Her response, "she just wouldn't let them be her fans." It is amazing to me that her perspective is that Ginger is in absolute and total control; which I think isn't a bad message. The thought that people would stop liking Ginger or be her fans never even crossed Audrey's mind. I think it speaks to Audrey's own self confidence; people will never stop liking me or stop trying to please me.

i.e. She is a legend in her own mind.

Homeless Foot

Daddy is Inside Doing Royal Business.

Is royal business a euphemism for using the toilet?

September 16, 2018

Today in Micro-Fashion

Mom's Name

Slept in her glasses...


Fashion Plate

Wooly Bugger


Nostalgic Pose

I feel like we have a baby photo in this exact pose.

The Worst


Strolling

She might be mine...


Found the Winners

Getting Examined

We Need to Work on Her Self Confidence

Audrey found fake glasses in the toy bin, "I look good in all glasses."

So Special

Quarantine Necessary

"Mom, I think I may have a disease. I've had it for a while but I didn't tell you about it."
"Oh, really? Why do you think that?"
"Well, Stephan put a pigeon feather in my mouth and they carry diseases."

Because It Should Be

"Is Audrey the name of any goddesses?"

Audrey's Daily Musing

"I wonder how princesses keep their tiaras on their heads?"