December 1, 2012

an enlightening conversation with your grandson

G: I want to knock down the Christmas tree.

Me: What? Why?

G: Because when I do I'll eat it.

Me: Huh? What?

G: Because I want to turn into a tree. When I eat it, I'll turn into a tree, right?

Me: Uh. No. What are you talking about?

G: What was that? (farting) ... I think it was a frog.

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