From Audrey's preschool teacher:
Kid: You took two snacks!
I just need you to know Auz is blowing my mind currently... I am not sure if it is hilarious or something else entirely...
Conversation (from the best of my memory):
Kid: You took two snacks!
Audrey: So.
Kid: That's not allowed.
Audrey: (no verbal response - just an eye narrowing)
Kid: I'm gonna tell on you.
Audrey: I'm gonna tell Garrett to kill you.
Kid gets up sees me and reports... I do my standard tell her you didn't like her words or actions blah blah...
So... I went over to Auz and said: That's really scary.
Audrey: Well he could do it.
Teacher: We can't tell our friends that we are going to have them killed.
Audrey: I'm not going to kill them. Garrett will.
Teacher: You are not allowed to tell your friends that Garrett will kill them.
Audrey: But he does karate and he's really good.
Teacher: (getting flabbergasted): No. He's not allowed to kill your friends and you may not tell them that you want to kill them.
Audrey: Why?
Teacher: Because it's scary.
Audrey: Well, I'm not scared. Garrett practices karate and it's not scary.
Teacher: Telling your friends that you are going to hurt them is scary.
Audrey: I'm not going to hurt them Garret can kill them.
So... I just had to walk away... circular conversation that I got looped into. Pretty funny. Apparently she's got a hit man that can kill painlessly. Kids don't know what kill means anyway but oh la la la. It was pretty funny.
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