April 10, 2015
Loose Lips...
Audrey: Mom, I want to see Garrett's turtle.
Mom: (silence)
Garrett: What? I don't have a turtle.
Audrey: Yes you do. I picked it out for you. It's in the closet in a box but you can't see it because it's secret.
Garrett: Huh?
Audrey: It's for your birthday.
Garrett: Audrey!?!?! You can't tell people about their presents!!!
Audrey: I didn't, it's a surprise. You don't know what color it is.
Garrett: (laughs hysterically)
Garrett: I know! I bet it's red because that's my favorite color.
Audrey: No it's not. It's green.
Garrett: I know! I bet it's red because that's my favorite color.
Audrey: No it's not. It's green.
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The Origin of it All
Garrett, "I think God might be the Earth."
Matt, "Why is that, buddy?"
"Well, if he dies, then then everything dies."
Matt, "Why is that, buddy?"
"Well, if he dies, then then everything dies."
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