April 10, 2015

Easter

Loose Lips...

Audrey: Mom, I want to see Garrett's turtle.
Mom: (silence)
Garrett: What? I don't have a turtle.
Audrey: Yes you do. I picked it out for you. It's in the closet in a box but you can't see it because it's secret.
Garrett: Huh?
Audrey: It's for your birthday.
Garrett: Audrey!?!?! You can't tell people about their presents!!!
Audrey: I didn't, it's a surprise. You don't know what color it is.
Garrett: (laughs hysterically)
Garrett: I know! I bet it's red because that's my favorite color.
Audrey: No it's not. It's green.

April 8, 2015

March 31, 2015

First Ballet Class

Possibly the cutest thing ever.


March 28, 2015

The Origin of it All

Garrett, "I think God might be the Earth."
Matt, "Why is that, buddy?"
"Well, if he dies, then then everything dies."

March 24, 2015

March 21, 2015

Proclamations

Audrey just told me, "water comes from birds."