Audrey: Mom, I want to see Garrett's turtle.
Mom: (silence)
Garrett: What? I don't have a turtle.
Audrey: Yes you do. I picked it out for you. It's in the closet in a box but you can't see it because it's secret.
Garrett: Huh?
Audrey: It's for your birthday.
Garrett: Audrey!?!?! You can't tell people about their presents!!!
Audrey: I didn't, it's a surprise. You don't know what color it is.
Garrett: (laughs hysterically)
Garrett: I know! I bet it's red because that's my favorite color.
Audrey: No it's not. It's green.
Garrett: I know! I bet it's red because that's my favorite color.
Audrey: No it's not. It's green.
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