Jacques Cousteau was found wedged in the eye socket of an underwater pirate at 7AM this morning. After a gallant attempt at rescue by the mother he was freed and the pirate had been marooned.
JC is resting and will hopefully make a full recovery, though there is significant scale damage.
The boy's question through tears after learning of the situation, "if he dies can I get another fish the next day?"
Apparently fish require a 24 hour mourning period...
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