April 17, 2015

Girls

Rehearsing for tomorrow's wedding.

Understatement of the Year

"Ooooh. It's pretty out here"

Audrey upon walking out of our room at the St Regis

April 11, 2015

On Katy Perry

g: what is she saying?
m: I'm falling from cloud nine
g: what's cloud nine mean
m: um. It means she's so happy it feels like she's floating in the clouds
g: so why is she falling?
m: maybe it means she's not as happy now
g: she's probably grumpy because she just woke up

April 10, 2015

Splash Day

Elsas

Gym Kids

Beach Day

Monterey Bay Aquarium

Pixiland

Easter

Loose Lips...

Audrey: Mom, I want to see Garrett's turtle.
Mom: (silence)
Garrett: What? I don't have a turtle.
Audrey: Yes you do. I picked it out for you. It's in the closet in a box but you can't see it because it's secret.
Garrett: Huh?
Audrey: It's for your birthday.
Garrett: Audrey!?!?! You can't tell people about their presents!!!
Audrey: I didn't, it's a surprise. You don't know what color it is.
Garrett: (laughs hysterically)
Garrett: I know! I bet it's red because that's my favorite color.
Audrey: No it's not. It's green.

April 8, 2015

March 31, 2015

First Ballet Class

Possibly the cutest thing ever.


March 28, 2015

The Origin of it All

Garrett, "I think God might be the Earth."
Matt, "Why is that, buddy?"
"Well, if he dies, then then everything dies."