April 19, 2015
April 18, 2015
April 17, 2015
Understatement of the Year
"Ooooh. It's pretty out here"
Audrey upon walking out of our room at the St Regis
April 11, 2015
On Katy Perry
g: what is she saying?
m: I'm falling from cloud nine
g: what's cloud nine mean
m: um. It means she's so happy it feels like she's floating in the clouds
g: so why is she falling?
m: maybe it means she's not as happy now
g: she's probably grumpy because she just woke up
m: I'm falling from cloud nine
g: what's cloud nine mean
m: um. It means she's so happy it feels like she's floating in the clouds
g: so why is she falling?
m: maybe it means she's not as happy now
g: she's probably grumpy because she just woke up
April 10, 2015
Loose Lips...
Audrey: Mom, I want to see Garrett's turtle.
Mom: (silence)
Garrett: What? I don't have a turtle.
Audrey: Yes you do. I picked it out for you. It's in the closet in a box but you can't see it because it's secret.
Garrett: Huh?
Audrey: It's for your birthday.
Garrett: Audrey!?!?! You can't tell people about their presents!!!
Audrey: I didn't, it's a surprise. You don't know what color it is.
Garrett: (laughs hysterically)
Garrett: I know! I bet it's red because that's my favorite color.
Audrey: No it's not. It's green.
Garrett: I know! I bet it's red because that's my favorite color.
Audrey: No it's not. It's green.
April 8, 2015
April 7, 2015
March 31, 2015
March 30, 2015
March 28, 2015
The Origin of it All
Garrett, "I think God might be the Earth."
Matt, "Why is that, buddy?"
"Well, if he dies, then then everything dies."
Matt, "Why is that, buddy?"
"Well, if he dies, then then everything dies."
March 27, 2015
March 25, 2015
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