May 2, 2015
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April 27, 2015
The Fantastic Undersea Life
Jacques Cousteau was found wedged in the eye socket of an underwater pirate at 7AM this morning. After a gallant attempt at rescue by the mother he was freed and the pirate had been marooned.
JC is resting and will hopefully make a full recovery, though there is significant scale damage.
The boy's question through tears after learning of the situation, "if he dies can I get another fish the next day?"
Apparently fish require a 24 hour mourning period...
JC is resting and will hopefully make a full recovery, though there is significant scale damage.
The boy's question through tears after learning of the situation, "if he dies can I get another fish the next day?"
Apparently fish require a 24 hour mourning period...
April 21, 2015
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April 17, 2015
Understatement of the Year
"Ooooh. It's pretty out here"
Audrey upon walking out of our room at the St Regis
April 11, 2015
On Katy Perry
g: what is she saying?
m: I'm falling from cloud nine
g: what's cloud nine mean
m: um. It means she's so happy it feels like she's floating in the clouds
g: so why is she falling?
m: maybe it means she's not as happy now
g: she's probably grumpy because she just woke up
m: I'm falling from cloud nine
g: what's cloud nine mean
m: um. It means she's so happy it feels like she's floating in the clouds
g: so why is she falling?
m: maybe it means she's not as happy now
g: she's probably grumpy because she just woke up
April 10, 2015
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